OSCARS: Charlize Theron brought to you by Pillsbury

By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly • March 8, 2010

Here's Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I'm no fashion expert. But if that dress was designed to make me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm no longer welcome at... ...read full story