Gotta love her!

When we think of the profound minds of our time, we usually can come up with a good list of humanitarians and politicians, but according to Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus and her latest leech boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, we really should have just been thinking of them!

But of course! Esoteric is her middle name! (Wonder if she knows how to spell it?)

During an Oscars after party, Miley explained:

"I think we're both deeper than normal people–what they think and how they feel. He's very grateful for what he has, but he doesn't let it go to his head. I'm like that too…He's a really freaking good actor is what he is. And he's cute–so he's got that."

Uh-huh. He should concentrate on his cuteness rather than his IQ. That way, he is less disappointed in himself.

Same goes for you, Miles. We think that would be a "freaking" good idea!

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UGH.

We hate to admit it…but she IS kind of funny in this!

El Lay's own Real Heidi Doll finally realized that she looks ridiculous and agreed to be part of a HIGHlarious Funny Or Die video series, directed by Ron Howard, that is urging Congress to pass financial reform!

Heidi Montag, the political activist, folks!!

Of course, instead of letting the video speak for itself and appearing to be somewhat self-aware and, dare we say, intelligent, girlfriend had to open her mouth and say:

"I am so excited about my acting future. I can't wait for my next role to be as an action star! This is just the beginning of a whole new world for me."

A whole new world of opportunities for Franken-tittays, a whole new world of despair for everyone else.

The tune is called Who We Are and it is the theme song for her new Vh1 reality show.

Listen below!

Thoughts????

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She looks a HOT mess!

Lindsay Lohan is appearing on an upcoming episode of UK talk show Alan Carr: Chatty Man and he gets right down to it asking her if she's "Arthur or Martha" now!

LOLs!

La Loca gets visibly agitated and uncomfortable about his pressing questions including, "Are you back on the cock?"

The whole interview airs this Thursday, March 11 at 10pm on Channel 4 in the UK and we HOPE the rest of it hits the Internets! HIGHlarious!

K-I-S-S-I-N-G????

All must be forgiven!

Sources say that yesterday afternoon, Tiger Woods and his wifey, Elin Nordegren, were spotted kissing out in public. The source says that Elin looks "a lot more relaxed" around her cheating, man-whore hubby and seemed to be enjoying her afternoon of tennis and Tiger!

This is the first time anyone has seen any affection between the two in months and a source close to the couple says that Tiger is in the process of "winning her back."

That's all fine with us. You've got two little ones who could use a stable household.

But don't make her regret this, Tiger! She, and the world, won't bother to forgive you if you screw another slew of cocktail waitresses!

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